by C
I fucking hate Akon. His music is shit and he likes to simulate rape on stage. If you haven’t seen that video I have no idea where you would find it but I suggest not looking it up. The story was basically this, at a concert Akon tells all his female fans that he’s having a dance competition and the winner will go to Africa, so obviously a large group of girls get up on stage willing to dance. The dancing is wonderfully stripper-esque and couldn’t even be called dancing really, just a lot of grinding and thrusting. So the girl who danced the most like a stripper won, of course. But the prize wasn’t actually a trip to Africa it was a chance to dance with Akon because he is from Africa? Or some fucked up thing like that I didn’t get the logic in it but the main thing is that he lied to get the girls up there. But it doesn’t end there, he starts “dancing” with the girl. He ends up getting so rough with her and humping her so vigorously that she is screaming for help and security eventually pulls her offstage. Now, normally this wouldn’t get attention apparently because the big shocker for the news media and press was that she was 14. If she was 18, it probably wouldn’t have gotten any coverage.
Anyways, that happened like a year ago or something and everyone has kind of forgotten that Akon is an asshole. But last week he was doing a show in Dubai, which apparently has very strict morality laws, and Akon just had an uncontrollable urge to take off his shirt and show off his oh-so amazing muscles, in which the security pounces on him to cover him up. Ha!
I heard that on the radio this morning and thought it was fucking awesome because Akon’s an asshole and no one wants to see his fucking body and because too often do you hear about female artists having to cover up because of different country’s morality policies. Fuck yeah and fuck you Akon!
